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Episode XXIV: This Is Not ‘Nam, There Are Fucking Rules

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In Episode XXIV, Kolsky and Hopkins take a substantial detour into the pre-show planning session, then relive the harrowing past 20-plus hours of Hopkins’ life before finally getting to sports. In sports, it’s time to get serious about officiating, and your hosts are nothing if not serious. There’s been a lot of poor refereeing and what not going on, and SOMEBODY has got to do something about it… You will NOT have the opportunity to call in rules violations after consuming the slow-motion replay of this podcast!!

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Episode XXIII: Fucking Below Average

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In Episode XXIII, Kolsky and Hopkins are reunited (and it feeeeels so goooooood!!!)… They pick up the frayed thread of Kolsky’s quarterback-focused train of thought from last week, ultimately delivering a sort of State of the QB Address. Also included: Revisions and Improvements (complete with a makeshift public service announcement) and an all-new segment that very well could have been named Terrible Tattoo Tales… Don’t miss the strangely disturbing and anticlimactic final moments, when the boys bring you down with sad tales of maladjusted youth!!

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Episode XXII: Lonely Fucking Kolsky

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In Episode XXII, Kolsky and Hopkins– wait… where’s Hopkins???? ANDREW?????? Uh oh… In Episode XXII, Kolsky is left to his own devices, so he huddles over his computer, outdoors, after midnight and rants nonsensically about vaguely NFL-related issues that upset him in his darker times… For instance: why do people keep insisting on calling Alex Smith an “above average quarterback”?? Just thinking about it is infuriating… Listening to this episode alone could cause paranoia, feelings of depression, upset stomach and/or death!!

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Episode XX: Fucking YEAH PLAYAH!

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In Episode XX, Kolsky and Hopkins begin with an impromptu accounting of Jewish rappers (thanks, Larry King) and talk about PEDs (aka medicine), golfer tweets (YEAH PLAYAH!!) and the Little League World Series. Stay tuned until the VERY end for a special outtake segment… SING!

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Episode XVI: Reggae Was The Fucking Case

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In Episode XVI, Kolsky and Hopkins get to know the reggae side of Eddie Murphy, spend some seriously serious (and slightly irate) time discussing the Aaron Hernandez debacle, and learn a thing or two about the ladies [who play golf]… Title IX was upheld in the recording of this podcast!!

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Episode XV: Crime Coverup 101 at Chez Fucking Hopkins

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In Episode XV, Kolsky and Hopkins discuss the logistics of a failed cover-up, the obnoxious hullabaloo surrounding a coach getting traded and much more — all from the newly-acquired, unadorned Hopkins 1 Studios… The pizza break is barely noticeable!!

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Episode X: About Fucking Time!

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In Episode X, Kolsky and Hopkins agree on an awesome band, talk about horse racing (and why it has become something that nobody gives a flying fuck about anymore) and also tackle the news of baseball augmenting their instant replay capabilities (conclusion — it’s about fucking time)… This podcast and about $2.00 will get you on a city bus!!

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p.s. Extra credit for figuring out how the title of this episode is a double entendre!!

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