Episode XXV: Is This Fucking Sports or WHAT?

In Episode XXV, Kolsky and Hopkins spend an awful lot of time talking about music and television, particularly given that the name of this podcast is Fucking Sports. That being said, each of the gentlemen brought a delightful musical selection to today’s table, followed by a brief discussion of history’s best television programs and a frustratingly serious turn to the sports world for a discussion about Aldon Smith’s recent off-field troubles… Stay tuned to the very end for hilarious hockey hijinks!!

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Episode XXIV: This Is Not ‘Nam, There Are Fucking Rules

In Episode XXIV, Kolsky and Hopkins take a substantial detour into the pre-show planning session, then relive the harrowing past 20-plus hours of Hopkins’ life before finally getting to sports. In sports, it’s time to get serious about officiating, and your hosts are nothing if not serious. There’s been a lot of poor refereeing and what not going on, and SOMEBODY has got to do something about it… You will NOT have the opportunity to call in rules violations after consuming the slow-motion replay of this podcast!!

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Episode XXIII: Fucking Below Average

In Episode XXIII, Kolsky and Hopkins are reunited (and it feeeeels so goooooood!!!)… They pick up the frayed thread of Kolsky’s quarterback-focused train of thought from last week, ultimately delivering a sort of State of the QB Address. Also included: Revisions and Improvements (complete with a makeshift public service announcement) and an all-new segment that very well could have been named Terrible Tattoo Tales… Don’t miss the strangely disturbing and anticlimactic final moments, when the boys bring you down with sad tales of maladjusted youth!!

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Episode XXII: Lonely Fucking Kolsky

In Episode XXII, Kolsky and Hopkins– wait… where’s Hopkins???? ANDREW?????? Uh oh… In Episode XXII, Kolsky is left to his own devices, so he huddles over his computer, outdoors, after midnight and rants nonsensically about vaguely NFL-related issues that upset him in his darker times… For instance: why do people keep insisting on calling Alex Smith an “above average quarterback”?? Just thinking about it is infuriating… Listening to this episode alone could cause paranoia, feelings of depression, upset stomach and/or death!!

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Episode XXI: Fucking Draft Debacle

In Episode XXI, Kolsky and Hopkins pledge never to bore you with disorganized soundbite-playing or article-reading again, then read some articles and play some disorganized sound… They also revisit some of last week’s more interesting topics (PEDs and Title IX) with some fresh information and perspective… PLUS — hear Kolsky’s multi-year high stakes fantasy football keeper league team collapse LIVE on the podcast!!

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Episode XX: Fucking YEAH PLAYAH!

In Episode XX, Kolsky and Hopkins begin with an impromptu accounting of Jewish rappers (thanks, Larry King) and talk about PEDs (aka medicine), golfer tweets (YEAH PLAYAH!!) and the Little League World Series. Stay tuned until the VERY end for a special outtake segment… SING!

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Episode XIX: Johnny Fucking Football

In Episode XIX, Kolsky and Hopkins enjoy Outside Lands, the San Francisco music festival, while discussing Michael Jordan’s leaping ability, the hypocrisy of the NCAA and its treatment of college athletes in the wake of the Johnny Manziel scandal and some auto racing… Today’s technical difficulties did NOT ruin the product — they just make Kolsky sound like shit!!

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Episode XVIII: Anna FUCKING Benson and RG’s 3

In Episode XVIII, Kolsky and Hopkins bring you what you were probably worried you would never get — the reenactment of last week’s Anna Benson breakdown (which, in this case, is just a delightful double entendre). Ok, maybe you weren’t too worried about it; in fact, maybe you hadn’t really thought about it at all, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t tantalizingly titillating. Throw in a quick discussion of RGIII’s extra-marital (or should we say mid-marital) activities, and you’ve really got something… Listen to this NOW, or Kolsky’s coming to your house in a bulletproof vest with a baton!!!

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Episoxe XVII: Plunging to New FUCKING Lows

In Episode XVII, Kolsky and Hopkins recorded a high-quality hour of high-level discourse about the Trayvon Martin and Anna Benson’s insanity, only to find that they fucked up yet another recording — and believe it or not, this one’s fucked in a new way!! So instead of that delightful hour, you get a few minutes of make-up pod (largely about Chris Davis and baseball’s home run record). It’s worse than make-up sex but better than make-believe sex!!

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Episode XVI: Reggae Was The Fucking Case

In Episode XVI, Kolsky and Hopkins get to know the reggae side of Eddie Murphy, spend some seriously serious (and slightly irate) time discussing the Aaron Hernandez debacle, and learn a thing or two about the ladies [who play golf]… Title IX was upheld in the recording of this podcast!!

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