Episode XV: Crime Coverup 101 at Chez Fucking Hopkins

In Episode XV, Kolsky and Hopkins discuss the logistics of a failed cover-up, the obnoxious hullabaloo surrounding a coach getting traded and much more — all from the newly-acquired, unadorned Hopkins 1 Studios… The pizza break is barely noticeable!!

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Episode XIV: Boysenberry Fucking Benz

In Episode XIV, Kolsky and Hopkins cover a laundry list of Revisions & Improvements, reprise “We’ve Got To Talk About This Fucking Music,” and then dive deep into some hardcore sports topics (the Marlins’ empty stadium, the difficulties of DVRing sporting events, etc) before analyzing Kolsky’s relationship with Channing Tatum… Family, mantlepiece… Pull up in the Mickey Mantle fleece… (that will make only slightly more sense later)…

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Episode XIII: You Call That Fucking Music??

In Episode XIII, Kolsky and Hopkins attempt to process the madness of Gerrie Burke and last week’s episode, debut a new music-based segment (complete with production elements!!), discuss athletes abandoning their childhood fandom and then proceed to devolve into a strange non-sports discussion before abruptly departing… This week’s recording problems did NOT result in irretrievable audio!!

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Episode XII: Gerrie Motherfucking Burke

In Episode XII, Kolsky and Hopkins travel to the fine city of San Francisco, where they visit one Gerrie Burke — radio veteran and consummate degenerate. After yet another recording gone wrong (at a certain point, it’s hard to believe there is any radio experience in this group) they journey through time and space to travel the road of Gerrie’s bizarre life and career in radio… This is Part 1B (a companion piece to the forever lost Part 1A) of an ongoing, multi-part, to-be-continued Gerrie Burke podcast… Don’t let him scare you, he doesn’t bite. Usually…

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Episode XI: Lord Stanley’s Fucking Cup

In Episode XI, Kolsky and Hopkins defend RGIII from haters who want him to return wedding gifts from fans, talk about the excitement of playoff hockey and wonder why it doesn’t translate to more regular-season fans, and then hop off the sports page to talk about texting… If you like to text with ‘2’s and ‘u’s, be prepared to be taken to fucking task, but still…

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Episode X: About Fucking Time!

In Episode X, Kolsky and Hopkins agree on an awesome band, talk about horse racing (and why it has become something that nobody gives a flying fuck about anymore) and also tackle the news of baseball augmenting their instant replay capabilities (conclusion — it’s about fucking time)… This podcast and about $2.00 will get you on a city bus!!

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p.s. Extra credit for figuring out how the title of this episode is a double entendre!!

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Episode IX: Fucking Road Trip/Studio 45

In Episode IX, Hopkins takes the metaphorical wheel (of the podcast) while Kolsky is taking a more literal wheel (of his car) driving up I-5 from Los Angeles to the Bay Area… The results include an alarming amount of toilet talk, an inadvertent (and somewhat embarrassing) Kolsky detour, and the occasional dropped phone call… And in sports, the guys talk about how chicks should STOP digging the long ball!

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Episode VIII: Hopkins’ Fucking Car-saster

In Episode VIII, Kolsky and Hopkins do some post-NFL Draft reaction (vomit), debut the “Fucked Up Shit Happens to Hopkins” segment for the second time, and talk a little bit about NBA Playoffs and fringe sports (wherein Kolsky cannot resist lauding his own accomplishments)…

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Episode VI: Fucking Violence (In Sports, Not Fucking)

In Episode VI, Kolsky and Hopkins introduce the Revisions and Improvements Department (not by name, of course), take a brief digression into the punk bitchitude of Rip Hamilton, and then spend some good quality time discussing violence in sports. Does violence have a place in sports? In a word, YES! But where? And WHEN?? So much to discuss…

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