Episode V: Fucking College Basketball

In Episode V, Hopkins relates his recent experience moonlighting as a police informant, Kolsky turns out to be kind of a big sissy (at least when it comes to the simultaneous verbal and physical abuse of 19 and 20 year-olds) and everybody agrees that college basketball basically sucks balls. PLUS — misadventures in YouTube!

Enjoy!

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Episode IV: March Fucking Madness

In Episode IV, Kolsky and Hopkins break down the brackets!! Only not the actual March Madness brackets, but Deadspin’s fucking swear word bracket. So instead of Wichita State being the lowest seed in the Final Four, maybe Fuckface gets those honors in this scenario… You’ll have to listen* to find out!

Fair warning — this particular episode is even dirtier than usual, at least as far as the language goes… Enjoy!

* If you want to follow along while listening, you can find the blank Deadspin bracket here.

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Episode III: The Spaceman Cometh

In Episode III, Kolsky and Hopkins begin by resurrecting some of the great lost episode with a spirited discussion of what would make for the worst final four in each the three major sports.

THEN things get really good, as Kolsky sits down with former Red Sox and Expo and continued counterculture icon Bill “Spaceman” Lee for a good 30 minutes of baseball (and life) education.

ENJOY!!!

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Episode I: Welcome to Fucking Sports!

The inaugural episode of Fucking Sports, starring Matt Kolsky and Andrew Hopkins.

Wherein they attempt to explain who the fuck they are, what led them to this apparent dead fucking end in their lives, and what exactly they intend to do with this fucking thing…

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Fucking Sports! is a sports/comedy podcast featuring Matt Kolsky and Andrew Hopkins. It more or less functions as a forum where they (we, really, because who the fuck do you think wrote this?) can spout off about sports, talk some shit (and occasionally some bullshit) and have some fucking fun without anybody getting all up in arms or taking themselves too seriously. So hopefully you fucking like it… But if you don’t, we really don’t give a fuck and please don’t try to get on your fucking high horse about the fucked up shit that we may end up saying. Thanks… and sorry… and ENJOY!

 

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