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Episode LII: It’s Fucking Playoff Time aka Don’t Fucking Hate

In Episode LII, Kolsky and Bonta take another drive — this time Bonta is taking Kolsky TO the airport (he’s a hell of a guy) and they discuss the Major League Baseball playoffs, the virtues of the In & Out Burger and various other subjects… And then they discussed Derek Jeter at length, but– well, you’ll see. Some portions of this episode have been redacted — but as far as you know, EVERY episode is largely redacted, so just pretend you don’t even know!!!

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Episode LI: ESPN and the Fucking Death of Sports Journalism

In Episode LI, Kolsky and Bonta return with some general talk about the MLB playoffs and some of their usual self-referential bullshit before a debate about Bill Simmons and his suspension at the hands of ESPN’s management takes things over down the stretch… Luckily there’s nobody overseeing this shit-show, so the boys can say whatever the hell they want without fear of suspension — in related knews, they may both be looking for work in the very near future…

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Episode L: On The Fucking Road

In Episode L, Bonta picks Kolsky up at the airport and they use modern technology to record a podcast whilst traveling at speeds of up to 75mph. Topics include NFL jerseys, NBA fashion statements, Bay Area traffic patterns and domestic violence in sports, among other assorted issues… It’s a bit of a shorty, but only because it started to feel weird when the car stopped moving — two dudes parked in a driveway talking sports is something neither Kolsky nor Bonta were especially interested in being!!!

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Episode XLIX: A Consensus of Fucking Opinion

In Episode XLIX, Kolsky and Bonta share a couple moments of beautiful agreement on exciting new plans that are sure to be implemented by the NBA and NFL just as soon as representatives of those leagues give this podcast a quick listen. They also squeeze in some follow-up on the depressing topics of the past couple pods, and spend entirely too much time discussing Bonta’s personal DVR problems… But seriously folks, just wait ’til you get a load of the unanimity our brave hosts discover — teamwork makes the dream work, baby!!!

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Episode XLVIII.v: Fucking Death – It Fucking Sucks

In this mini episode, Kolsky drops a solo pod to talk about a couple of tragedies and an administrative oversight. Specifically — the Tony Stewart crash that killed Kevin Ward, Jr.; the NFL’s embarrassing handling of their PED/Drug Abuse policy and how it’s effecting current drug suspensions; and the sad, premature end to the life of one of the greatest comedians in the history of the world, Robin Williams… Sure, it’s a bit of a downer, but on the bright side it includes what this humble podcaster would say is the greatest five minutes of sports-related humor ever created — and it’s reasonably short!!!

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Episode XLVIII: Hip Hop Fucking Appetizer

In Episode XLVIII, Kolsky and Bonta get sidetracked with a discussion of hip hop — specifically the greatest individual rappers of all time — before the podcast can really even begin, but when it does they cover the ESPY’s and talk about Ray Rice receiving a minor punishment for a major offense… As far as we know, this podcast can’t tell you where Tupac is hiding, or whether he and Elvis get along — but hey, we haven’t yet tried playing it backwards!!

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Episode XLVII: Free Fucking Agency

In Episode XLVII, Kolsky and Bonta follow an extensive revisions and improvements with discussion of NBA free agency machinations, their own basketball exploits and some hard core stripper philosophy. You should fill up on this episode, because it’ll be another two weeks before you get the next one, and make sure you stay tuned for the special out-takes after the end credits… The new Fucking Sports duo is off and running — and we’re open to signing long-term with the Cavaliers if they’ll just take that nasty letter off of their website!!!

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Episode XLV: The Fucking Return

In Episode XLV… … … well… … things have changed… … … …

It’s been an awfully long time since there was a new episode of Fucking Sports. Sadly the veritable podcasting dream team of Matt Kolsky and Andrew Hopkins has been semi-permanently terminated thanks to the pressures and commitments of real, adult life (Hopkins’ real, adult life, because Kolsky has very little of any of that). Whatever the reasons or inspirations, things be changin’ in the world of this podcast, and this episode represents the beginning of that shift… Kolsky is alone and unfettered for you — which, now that it’s written down, invokes memories of many events in his life (most of which were not entirely pleasant) and also begs the assurance that this should only happen the one time and is NOT the plan for the future… But, all the same…

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Episode XX: Fucking YEAH PLAYAH!

In Episode XX, Kolsky and Hopkins begin with an impromptu accounting of Jewish rappers (thanks, Larry King) and talk about PEDs (aka medicine), golfer tweets (YEAH PLAYAH!!) and the Little League World Series. Stay tuned until the VERY end for a special outtake segment… SING!

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