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Episode XXIII: Fucking Below Average

In Episode XXIII, Kolsky and Hopkins are reunited (and it feeeeels so goooooood!!!)… They pick up the frayed thread of Kolsky’s quarterback-focused train of thought from last week, ultimately delivering a sort of State of the QB Address. Also included: Revisions and Improvements (complete with a makeshift public service announcement) and an all-new segment that very well could have been named Terrible Tattoo Tales… Don’t miss the strangely disturbing and anticlimactic final moments, when the boys bring you down with sad tales of maladjusted youth!!

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Episode XXII: Lonely Fucking Kolsky

In Episode XXII, Kolsky and Hopkins– wait… where’s Hopkins???? ANDREW?????? Uh oh… In Episode XXII, Kolsky is left to his own devices, so he huddles over his computer, outdoors, after midnight and rants nonsensically about vaguely NFL-related issues that upset him in his darker times… For instance: why do people keep insisting on calling Alex Smith an “above average quarterback”?? Just thinking about it is infuriating… Listening to this episode alone could cause paranoia, feelings of depression, upset stomach and/or death!!

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Episode XVIII: Anna FUCKING Benson and RG’s 3

In Episode XVIII, Kolsky and Hopkins bring you what you were probably worried you would never get — the reenactment of last week’s Anna Benson breakdown (which, in this case, is just a delightful double entendre). Ok, maybe you weren’t too worried about it; in fact, maybe you hadn’t really thought about it at all, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t tantalizingly titillating. Throw in a quick discussion of RGIII’s extra-marital (or should we say mid-marital) activities, and you’ve really got something… Listen to this NOW, or Kolsky’s coming to your house in a bulletproof vest with a baton!!!

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Episode XVI: Reggae Was The Fucking Case

In Episode XVI, Kolsky and Hopkins get to know the reggae side of Eddie Murphy, spend some seriously serious (and slightly irate) time discussing the Aaron Hernandez debacle, and learn a thing or two about the ladies [who play golf]… Title IX was upheld in the recording of this podcast!!

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Episode XV: Crime Coverup 101 at Chez Fucking Hopkins

In Episode XV, Kolsky and Hopkins discuss the logistics of a failed cover-up, the obnoxious hullabaloo surrounding a coach getting traded and much more — all from the newly-acquired, unadorned Hopkins 1 Studios… The pizza break is barely noticeable!!

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Episode X: About Fucking Time!

In Episode X, Kolsky and Hopkins agree on an awesome band, talk about horse racing (and why it has become something that nobody gives a flying fuck about anymore) and also tackle the news of baseball augmenting their instant replay capabilities (conclusion — it’s about fucking time)… This podcast and about $2.00 will get you on a city bus!!

Enjoy!

p.s. Extra credit for figuring out how the title of this episode is a double entendre!!

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Episode VIII: Hopkins’ Fucking Car-saster

In Episode VIII, Kolsky and Hopkins do some post-NFL Draft reaction (vomit), debut the “Fucked Up Shit Happens to Hopkins” segment for the second time, and talk a little bit about NBA Playoffs and fringe sports (wherein Kolsky cannot resist lauding his own accomplishments)…

ENJOY!!

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Episode VI: Fucking Violence (In Sports, Not Fucking)

In Episode VI, Kolsky and Hopkins introduce the Revisions and Improvements Department (not by name, of course), take a brief digression into the punk bitchitude of Rip Hamilton, and then spend some good quality time discussing violence in sports. Does violence have a place in sports? In a word, YES! But where? And WHEN?? So much to discuss…

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Episode III: The Spaceman Cometh

In Episode III, Kolsky and Hopkins begin by resurrecting some of the great lost episode with a spirited discussion of what would make for the worst final four in each the three major sports.

THEN things get really good, as Kolsky sits down with former Red Sox and Expo and continued counterculture icon Bill “Spaceman” Lee for a good 30 minutes of baseball (and life) education.

ENJOY!!!

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