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Episode XXXV: We Are Fucking Back

In Episode XXXV, Kolsky and Hopkins return from a long layoff — almost twice as long as they intended — to discuss many of the absurd sports happenings of the holiday season… From Davone Bess’s impressive commitment to the rastafarian lifestyle to more serious issues of crime and violence to more uplifting tales of redemption, frankly this podcast really runs the gamut of vaguely sports-related nonsense. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, so one would imagine that you’ll at least feel a positive sense of nostalgia for the first 15 minutes — the other 50 minutes or so are free of charge!!

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Episode XXXIV: Happy Fucking Thanksgiving!!

In Episode XXXIV, Kolsky and Hopkins discuss an NFL player’s pot problem, a TV talking head’s pomposity problem, and their respective Thanksgiving travails and traditions… It’s the last episode of Fucking Sports in 2013, as the boys plan their holiday vacation – be as nice or naughty as you like, just don’t expect any fucking presents (besides this podcast, that is)!!

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Episode XXXIII: Enforce the Fucking Rules

In Episode XXXIII, Kolsky and Hopkins discuss the recent rash of officiating controversy in the NFL, examine the tip of the iceberg on the topic of what makes an activity a sport (or a participant an athlete) and check out a list of the most dangerous golf courses in the world… And just when you thought it couldn’t GET any hotter — five minutes of vagina talk to wrap it up!!!

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Episode XXXII: Misogyny’s Not Fucking Cool

In Episode XXXII, Kolsky and Hopkins begin with a long discussion of an unnaturally serious topic — specifically the recent controversy surrounding Damon Bruce’s comments about women in sports on KNBR 1050 (in the building where they both work)… It’s a little more serious than the average Fucking Sports, perhaps, but much-needed (we think). Then, to lighten the mood, they check in on the youngest (and fattest) NBA teams and bring you a heartwarming story straight from the California judicial system… Stay tuned to the very end for another delightful outtake (and stay out of Andrew’s flesh box)!!

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Episode XXIX: This Fucking Train

In Episode XXIX, Kolsky and Hopkins speculate further on Hopkins’ upcoming footrace with Tom Brady, wonder whether Jim Irsay got in Peyton Manning’s head, ruminate on the (usually horrible) music that Major League Baseball likes to shove down our throats come playoff time and even bring back Shit Happens at the High School Level for a second straight week (recurring segment, WHAT?!)… As a bonus, today’s episode answers a question as old as time, putting to rest one of the great debates in human history: which music-infused, reality-based, competition television show has the best band?!?!?!

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Episode XXVIII: Bad Fucking Behavior

In Episode XXVIII, Kolsky and Hopkins briefly revisit last week’s QB/Super Bowl topic before moving on to an in-depth discussion of the idiocy of a wide variety of sports-involved personages (Jim Irsay, random internet trolls, Texans fans and the fucking St. Louis Cardinals, to name a few) and manage to insult Tom Brady and his wardrobe along the way… Don’t forget to be constantly vigilant as you’re listening — after all, DEFENSE WINS CHAMPIONSHIPS!!!

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Episode XXVII: Eli Fucking Manning

In Episode XXVII, Kolsky and Hopkins educate the masses on some of the more subtextual content of E-40’s lyrics in his guest spot with Gucci Mane, then engage in a healthy debate over the finer points of Major League Baseball’s Rule 3.16 (and assorted addenda) before rounding things out with a good healthy dose of Kolsky yelling (mostly at the furniture) about a certain perpetually uncomfortable looking NFL quarterback… This podcast has CONSISTENTLY HAD A BETTER COMPLETION PERCENTAGE THAN ELI FUCKING MANNING!!!

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Episode XXVI: Bad Fucking Actors

In Episode XXVI, Kolsky and Hopkins move on quickly from a generally agreeable discussion about the rapper Drake into heavily sportsy territory on today’s program. The baseball playoffs have begun, which brings to mind the question — “If the baseball playoffs happen and nobody is watching, do they make a sound?” Not really, but seriously — nobody is watching, what gives? Then they digress into a rabbit hole of insane news on the internet following the trail of a Pirate-fan, unicorn-mask-wearing adult film star, before rounding things out with some classic examples of terrible athlete acting… If Kolsky and Hopkins score 100 points and hold the opposing team under 50% shooting, your ticket stub gets you a free Big Mac (at participating McDonalds locations)!!!

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Episode XXV: Is This Fucking Sports or WHAT?

In Episode XXV, Kolsky and Hopkins spend an awful lot of time talking about music and television, particularly given that the name of this podcast is Fucking Sports. That being said, each of the gentlemen brought a delightful musical selection to today’s table, followed by a brief discussion of history’s best television programs and a frustratingly serious turn to the sports world for a discussion about Aldon Smith’s recent off-field troubles… Stay tuned to the very end for hilarious hockey hijinks!!

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Episode XXIV: This Is Not ‘Nam, There Are Fucking Rules

In Episode XXIV, Kolsky and Hopkins take a substantial detour into the pre-show planning session, then relive the harrowing past 20-plus hours of Hopkins’ life before finally getting to sports. In sports, it’s time to get serious about officiating, and your hosts are nothing if not serious. There’s been a lot of poor refereeing and what not going on, and SOMEBODY has got to do something about it… You will NOT have the opportunity to call in rules violations after consuming the slow-motion replay of this podcast!!

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