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Episode XLVII: Free Fucking Agency

In Episode XLVII, Kolsky and Bonta follow an extensive revisions and improvements with discussion of NBA free agency machinations, their own basketball exploits and some hard core stripper philosophy. You should fill up on this episode, because it’ll be another two weeks before you get the next one, and make sure you stay tuned for the special out-takes after the end credits… The new Fucking Sports duo is off and running — and we’re open to signing long-term with the Cavaliers if they’ll just take that nasty letter off of their website!!!

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Episode XLII: March Fucking Madness

In Episode XLII, Kolsky and Hopkins have some serious Revising & Improving to do — which of course leads to a reprise of Van People talk — and then discuss the arrest and upcoming punishment of Colts’ owner Jim Irsay, the cock-y catfish crisis of Paul George (and assorted other dick-pic issues) and of COURSE a bit of March Madness… Is your bracket busted??? DON’T WORRY — you can still win the Fucking Sports round-by-round keep-watching-the-tournament-and-upping-our-ratings Challenge if you… Aww, who are we kidding, you’re fucked.

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Episode XL.v: A Dollar Fucking Late… or whatever.

In Episode XL.v — also known as 40.5 — Kolsky and Hopkins jump in for a quickie, with a little bit of an Oscar recap that’s arguably more of an Oscar pre-cap review, and also discuss Mark Cuban’s ideas for the NBA Development League and Andrew Hopkins’ ideas for a hot new app… This could be particularly useful if you’re a professional chef looking to donate your time to a poorly funded internet start-up — have we got an opportunity for you!! [this might make sense later]

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Episode XXXV: We Are Fucking Back

In Episode XXXV, Kolsky and Hopkins return from a long layoff — almost twice as long as they intended — to discuss many of the absurd sports happenings of the holiday season… From Davone Bess’s impressive commitment to the rastafarian lifestyle to more serious issues of crime and violence to more uplifting tales of redemption, frankly this podcast really runs the gamut of vaguely sports-related nonsense. They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, so one would imagine that you’ll at least feel a positive sense of nostalgia for the first 15 minutes — the other 50 minutes or so are free of charge!!

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Episode XXXII: Misogyny’s Not Fucking Cool

In Episode XXXII, Kolsky and Hopkins begin with a long discussion of an unnaturally serious topic — specifically the recent controversy surrounding Damon Bruce’s comments about women in sports on KNBR 1050 (in the building where they both work)… It’s a little more serious than the average Fucking Sports, perhaps, but much-needed (we think). Then, to lighten the mood, they check in on the youngest (and fattest) NBA teams and bring you a heartwarming story straight from the California judicial system… Stay tuned to the very end for another delightful outtake (and stay out of Andrew’s flesh box)!!

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Episode XXVI: Bad Fucking Actors

In Episode XXVI, Kolsky and Hopkins move on quickly from a generally agreeable discussion about the rapper Drake into heavily sportsy territory on today’s program. The baseball playoffs have begun, which brings to mind the question — “If the baseball playoffs happen and nobody is watching, do they make a sound?” Not really, but seriously — nobody is watching, what gives? Then they digress into a rabbit hole of insane news on the internet following the trail of a Pirate-fan, unicorn-mask-wearing adult film star, before rounding things out with some classic examples of terrible athlete acting… If Kolsky and Hopkins score 100 points and hold the opposing team under 50% shooting, your ticket stub gets you a free Big Mac (at participating McDonalds locations)!!!

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Episode XIX: Johnny Fucking Football

In Episode XIX, Kolsky and Hopkins enjoy Outside Lands, the San Francisco music festival, while discussing Michael Jordan’s leaping ability, the hypocrisy of the NCAA and its treatment of college athletes in the wake of the Johnny Manziel scandal and some auto racing… Today’s technical difficulties did NOT ruin the product — they just make Kolsky sound like shit!!

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Episode XV: Crime Coverup 101 at Chez Fucking Hopkins

In Episode XV, Kolsky and Hopkins discuss the logistics of a failed cover-up, the obnoxious hullabaloo surrounding a coach getting traded and much more — all from the newly-acquired, unadorned Hopkins 1 Studios… The pizza break is barely noticeable!!

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Episode XIV: Boysenberry Fucking Benz

In Episode XIV, Kolsky and Hopkins cover a laundry list of Revisions & Improvements, reprise “We’ve Got To Talk About This Fucking Music,” and then dive deep into some hardcore sports topics (the Marlins’ empty stadium, the difficulties of DVRing sporting events, etc) before analyzing Kolsky’s relationship with Channing Tatum… Family, mantlepiece… Pull up in the Mickey Mantle fleece… (that will make only slightly more sense later)…

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Episode X: About Fucking Time!

In Episode X, Kolsky and Hopkins agree on an awesome band, talk about horse racing (and why it has become something that nobody gives a flying fuck about anymore) and also tackle the news of baseball augmenting their instant replay capabilities (conclusion — it’s about fucking time)… This podcast and about $2.00 will get you on a city bus!!

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p.s. Extra credit for figuring out how the title of this episode is a double entendre!!

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